Piranha Club Presents:
E to tha Z: Noche de Krampus
Wednesday, December 16th, 7:00 PM
1034 N Milwaukee Ave.
Limit 20 seats
(Menu after poem)
This Krampus dude is having a moment,
Sounds like trouble for bad kids, doesn’t it?
To spare our hides we must offer a feast,
A fucked up spread fit for a beast,
Who better to call than the goat boy himself?
Hooves and guts and spice will surely be dealt.
But German and Mexican, how do they relate?
Both love their X-mas and you don’t want to hate.
An emperor named Max who ruled by fear,
Gunned down by Juárez but left his polka and beer,
Like those pasty Germans, Krampus needs a vacay,
We’ll toast to the wicked and send him on his way,
E to tha Z at it again,
You knew they’d be back but you didn’t know when,
On the 16th they’ll throw down for Krampus,
Now buy a ticket or have a bad Christmas!
Goose confit flautas with chayote kraut and salsa macha
Michelada tower “Cabrón Gigante”
Goat albondigas in consommé
Roast goose with molé Pobano with braised red cabbage and liver spaetzle
Apple kuchen with cajeta
Gluhwein y muchas cervezas!